The Fed Ex

So, I was in bed with the Dictator the other night and we were surfing the web on the laptop. At a news site we saw a story about Britney Spears and her "baby Daddy". The news headline referred to Kevin Federline as her "soon to be ex".

Without thinking I said, "Hey! They should call him 'Fed Ex'."

I just wanted to document that you read it FIRST right here....